Penis Symphony

SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE TRUMPET PENIS YAYAYAY

I Play in a Penis SYMPHONY I USE MY COCK AS A DRUM STICK

by MrSit April 11, 2015

penis music

very good music

Yo r u listening to penis music???

yeah

wow ur cool

by anonymous January 25, 2021

penis-steps

Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.

Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!

I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.

by Kockocksman November 28, 2011

bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009

penis press

when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”

John “i just penis pressed today”

Larry “so you got the flatbread?”

John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”

Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”

by what do i mood come April 15, 2020

Backy Penis

Backy penis is just a normal Roll-Your-Own Cigarette with a slight change.

Before you put your loose tobacco(Backy) into to your rolling paper, you rub the particles of tobacco over your penis or anothers penis. For extra pleasure some people ejaculate over the tobacco.

Peter: "Simon! You want to do some backy penis tonight?"

Simon: "Yeah sure. I'm up for that man"

Peter: " What shall we do? sperm or no sperm?"

Simon "Sperm!"

by Electromad May 10, 2010