Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009

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Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.

Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!

by stefapie August 2, 2013

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penis press

when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”

John “i just penis pressed today”

Larry “so you got the flatbread?”

John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”

Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”

by what do i mood come April 15, 2020

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bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

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Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.

Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!

I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.

by Kockocksman November 28, 2011

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