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Crouch Cunt

Noun. People who crouch in the corner of the room behind the door on COD, they then jump out and shoot you in the back bc they know they can’t beat you 1v1
“Ugh, that one Crouch Cunt just ruined my 12 kill streak
by dsowen March 25, 2020
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kamikaze cunt

Some bomb ass pussy that is attatched to a crazy bitch
"I heard that debra is a Kamikaze cunt", "why do you say that?" "She cut off ryans dick last week"
by Kekistan is for retards October 9, 2017
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Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.
Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.
by CaravanPrizeFighter October 3, 2019
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Incestuous cunt

A cunt who cannot respect your relationship and also has children within the family of the man she is messing with.
Kayla is an incestuous cunt for messing with my boyfriend who is her husband's(the father of her children)cousin.
by That bih she screwed over August 15, 2022
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Marshmallow Cunt

Any woman who will willingly cheat on the best thing that could possibly happen to her.
And from that day on Angela was a Marshmallow Cunt and nothing more.
by BriRabbit March 2, 2017
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Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.
Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.
by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022
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offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.
Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.
by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018
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