woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how certain things need to change "for the better" and that all other points of views/beliefs are hate speech. Only their opinions are considered right and true.

Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!

by Curve Baller March 19, 2023

Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.

Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet

by Aknut47 May 30, 2022

Woke and boke

Waking up with a hangover and immediately throwing up.

“Hey man, you wanna hang out?”
“Nah not right now. I got a nasty hangover. I even woke and boke this morning.”

by Enzo Wonton July 21, 2022

Woke fragility

When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.

Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.

by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022

Woke Knight

A person (usually a white woman) that takes offense on behalf of another group and stands up for them, even though the group involved never asked to be defended or were offended in any way.

Person 1: And here is a picture of me in a Kimono when I went to a wedding in Japan.
Person 2: That is incredibly offensive that you did that. Do you know what cultural appropriation is? You cannot wear the clothing of other cultures.
Person 1: I was actually given this and asked to wear it by my friend. Everyone there was really happy to see me wearing it and I was given a lot of compliments. Emily, you are not Japanese, and haven't even been to Japan, who are you to say that I cant wear this when over a hundred Japanese people expressed joy in me taking part in their culture? What are you, some sort of woke knight?

by Lacsev February 22, 2023

Finna Woke

When yo gurl is too damn spicy

and you say

When u want to funny in yiay

''Damn Jacksfilmz you lookin finna woke tonight!''
"Damn gurl are you Finna cuz you just woke my Dinna"

by astantv May 7, 2018

woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke

woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84

by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020