Meat bangle

When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.

I was fisting this bird earlier, it was like trying to put on a meat bangle.

by villabhoy July 25, 2012

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008

meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

Nigga meat

A non-black woman who actively seeks relationships with any black man that she feels will give her some type of acceptance or credibility... i.e. Kim, Khloe and Kylie Kardashian, Iggy Azaela, Jennifer Lopez etc

Can't even imagine the number of negroes that have run through, up and in Iggy Azalea's cant-rap-drawls...she nigga meat fo' sho'...

by Sound of a Clock Ticking December 2, 2018

room meat

Wasting oxygen sitting in a meeting where one's presence serves no purpose.

Me: Frank, why are you here?
Frank: I was invited
Me: So why are you here? Are you room meat?
Me: Are you planning on contributing?
Frank: .... moooo
Me: cunt

by Spongebob Shit Pants May 11, 2020

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010