bob

1) the name of an imaginary person

2) the name kids find fucking hilarious when really as you get older it tends to be really annoying

3) the name of an old man

4) the name of that irritating boy from the british film the nativity

ellie: OMG!! have u watched the nativity? the boy called bob really triggered me!!

*triggered*

joseph: i had a rlly old man teacher today as a cover teacher, he said his name was bob

by joggybean July 25, 2017

Bob

A constipated jackass who looks like a rapist likes to shove shit up his ugly ass

I'm angry need to shove something up my arse!
Stop being a Bob!

by frocelshackelwood January 13, 2020

Bob

Someone who never knows what there doing and always messes around when there supposed to be working.

The Bob The Builder TV show for children made in November 28 1998.

Stop being a bob

by Mike Myers] June 1, 2021

bob

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by the house is on fire September 25, 2018

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A weirdo

You're a Bob, Joe

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017