off the gritz

Adj. Someone that frequently says or does things that are absurd. Or, something said or done that has no correlating thought process to it.

"Yo, Mattson says some real off the gritz things." "My man is off the gritz."

by Wolf Predtor7 December 22, 2020

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Skive off

To skip or play hooky

Let’s skive off school and get McDonalds!

by woahdicks February 6, 2018

Fly off

To abandon a friend (in most cases, best friend) within their presence in order to hang out or become best friends with another.

It is also used to address to someone who has "flew off".

Guy 1 - "Your flying off on me?!"
Guy 2 - "No it's not what it looks like, we're just talking to each other!"

Guy 1 (a week later) - "Hey there fly off! How's your new friend?"
Guy 2 - "Screw you"

by Johnthebapteest September 17, 2010

soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

by Kinchee August 6, 2016

blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

by vince mildew January 26, 2009

Jax off

1. A league of legends technique.

2. To masturbate; to jack off

"I jax off in league of legends"
"Really? That's such a pussy playstyle"

by Asuriel August 28, 2021