When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the GoKart Positionmug. A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 22, 2010
Get the Position/Inquisition?mug. Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
by confuqed July 15, 2020
Get the gay positioningmug. I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
by Dave wansted December 10, 2016
Get the blizzard positionmug. When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind
by SkyBor November 2, 2019
Get the Slug positionmug. The CatDog Position is a sexual position in which two individuals (usually both male unless one or both parties are females wearing a strap-on dildo) sit on their hands and knees, and adjust themselves so that each party can insert their penis into the anus of the other.
It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.
It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.
dude: "yo! did Chase tell you about how he and his girlfriend were 'CatDoggin' it last night?"
homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"
dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."
homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."
dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."
homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."
homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"
dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."
homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."
dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."
homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."
by RayWilliamJohnson(real) October 18, 2021
Get the CatDog Positionmug. by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023
Get the Ds Positionmug.