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online classes

when the quarantine arrives and you have to do this annoying shit
guy: hey theres online classes today

guy 2 : that shit is boring
your mom: STUDY YOU BITCH
by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020
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Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
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Online School

When a virus shows up to your door and ruins of your life than if it were in your body.

Also known as Online School killed me before the virus
Me: Oh hey bob did you study for that test for today?
Bob: No I have the Cough Cough.
Me: It's okay that's not the problem, the problem is that there is Online School now...
Bob: Oh damn you Perry the Cough Cough!!!
by Candystaff912 October 12, 2020
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Bromance (Online)

On Instagram; When the homie comments a semi-romantic flirtatious comment on your most recent post.
On SC; When you send a homie a dick pick, or you receive one, its not necessarily gay, although you too do have a homoerotic friendship (bromance)

On Twitter; when you @ your homie on your feed (or vice-versa)
for instagram: "sexy" ,"hot", "cute", "💕", etc. (bromance
for sc: Homie 1: "Hey homie nice dick" Homie 2: "np dog, yours isnt that bad either"

for twitter: @hommie you're cute as hell dog

in a sentence: "are yall daitin? you seem pretty romantic online.", "nah we just have a really strong bromance" "what type of bromance" "a bromance (online)
by UrBuudWill September 17, 2020
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Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.
Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today
by AshiJ July 16, 2020
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online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014
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Online Classes

+'' So what are you doing in this time?´´
-''I am in online classes, I'm so tired of doing homework''
+'' Me too,it's so horrible''
by im_not_even_a_real_person July 16, 2020
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