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When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
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lower than whale shit 

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.
Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.

Lower Merion High School 

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."



Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.

Lower Dauphin High School 

Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.
"Do you go to Lower Dauphin High School?"

"Hell no, Fuck Slower Dauphin"

lower merion high school 

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.
I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

lower back tramp stamp

tattoo on the small of a girls back, usualy done poorly and most often consisting of a tribal design because girls usualy don't like decent tattoos.
That dirty slut of a striper has a lower back tramp stamp, lets take her back to the frat house and run a train on her!

Lower Merion High School 

The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.
Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.