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Emotional Hangover 

An Emotional Hangover or EH is the aftermath of a night of debauchery where the social ramifications are worse than the actual physical hangover. It could be blowing the months rent on rounds of shots, spilling your heart out to a longtime friend. Basically anything that is going to remain with you for a while and make you feel like an ass.

It can also be used separate from a drinking binge if you've done something equally as regretful during an average social outing.

Sunday's are generally the most popular day for an EH
He was screening his phone calls and did not get out of bed for days due to the Emotional Hangover he was experiencing.

"Oh God, last night I had total word vomit was not worth today's E.H. (Emotional Hangover)"
Emotional Hangover by pacows July 17, 2009

Emotional inertia 

When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.
When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.
Emotional inertia by Tina Ballance December 9, 2008

Glass Case of Emotion 

a term used to describe the telephone booth in which Ron Burgundy is encased in after the assumed death of his spanish-speaking dog, Baxter.
'glass case of emotion': classic Ron

emotion whore 

Someone who will spill their feelings (or uses other's emotion) to get money, publicity, etc. A lot of times emotion whores start making up emotion and overplaying it.

Some examples of emotion whores are talk show hosts and therapists.

Not to be confused with an emotion slut who does because they can't shut up.
Oprah Winfrey is an emotion whore. She uses everyone on her show to get their emotions. That way people watch the show and she becomes filthy rich.
emotion whore by Shizzlator June 21, 2006

emotional support animal 

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.
Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.

emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.