Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 09, 2011

up the dodge

Pregnant

I can’t believe I’m up the dodge, I thought I was being careful!

by Puddle75 January 21, 2018

Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.

“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”

by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

Censor Dodge

A common word used to describe bypassing blocks using open source proxy servers.

Person 1: My school keeps blocking games websites. You know how I can censor dodge it?
Person 2: Yeah they're all over the web. Just google "Censor Dodge" and go use a couple of proxy sites.

by GT100 February 06, 2017

People who don't dodge

A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers

Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them

by QK CJPIE August 26, 2021