Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010

hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.

Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.

by Happy Malone June 1, 2018

dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.

Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!

by Bicccc February 8, 2009

Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.

Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!

by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011

Oral job

A man from West Jordan, Utah uses this term to describe a girl performing oral sex on another girl.

Trevor M: I walked in and she was giving her an oral job.

by PuppyPounder April 23, 2014

Slate job

The act of holding and reading aloud the text of a flim set marker.

Damn! Courtney gives GREAT slate jobs!

by RizziTreeFarm December 15, 2010

Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.

I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.

by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010