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Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...
“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”
by Shrek710 August 9, 2019
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toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.
~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.
by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010
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Toilet troubles

I'm having some toilet troubles.
by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017
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toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.
Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!
by Phoetus January 20, 2008
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time toilet

Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"
"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"
by DR WC Minor July 7, 2014
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comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.
Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!
by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017
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Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.
by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020
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