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Joey Jones

The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.
Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!

I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
by Dave Dicksucker April 15, 2009
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Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt
What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021
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Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!
by Wooosh51 July 30, 2011
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Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 2, 2018
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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Lily jones

by Lilyjonesje April 30, 2022
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benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017
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