A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
by CLiff January 7, 2005
Get the hairy germanmug. 1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
Get the hairy saurkrautmug. a five-dollar bill.
'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
by turkish revenge January 3, 2010
Get the Hairy Lincolnmug. "I wish i could see the eye on that hurricane as I am mouthing that shit, but its too hairy. Damn girl shave your hairy hurricane."
by Joecefius March 3, 2008
Get the hairy hurricanemug. Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.
by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009
Get the Hairy Garciamug. by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008
Get the the hairy bollocksmug. While making out or right about to make out with a cute girl, her hair finds it's way into your/her mouth.
by bonoheartztay December 16, 2008
Get the Hairy Kissmug.