Jacob

Jacob is a mf legend. He gets all the girls and never gets nervous

He loses his temper quite often but never retaliates

Jacob is so good in bed his smile is irresistible and has a very large one

He is the sweetest person I know

Jacob:hey
Girl:OMG! Let's go to my room

Jacob:okay b

by Spacegoon101 May 1, 2019

jacobizing

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl

when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process

by ashley jacobs September 1, 2006

Jacobing

1. A name given to the action of indirectly asking or suggesting somthing.

1. Jacob: Man, that ceareal looks mighty delicious....
Joe: Are you Jacobing me?
Jacob: Yeah...
Joe: Would you like some cereal?
Jacob: Yeah....

2. Jacob: So, heard that movie was pretty good....
Jill: Did you just jacob me?
Jacob: Yeah....
Jill: Would you like to go watch this movie?
Jacob: Yes Please....

by Wilburt September 5, 2008

Jacob

Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.

Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo

by DudeYouNeedToShower June 18, 2019

Jacob

Trash at basketball and everything including life

I am a big Jacob

by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.

Jacob is a dumb ant.

by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019