Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk

The name of someone who is Aimees boyfriend

“Aimee and Kirk sitting in a twee kissing”

by divnnne October 18, 2021

Kirk

Oral Sex. Not always, but typically from a woman to a man.

It's my birthday, hoping for some kirk tonight.

Did you get kirk over the weekend?

by Gavryq October 9, 2025

Kirked

In essence: eating your own words; in practice: being shot in the jugular.

Did you hear? That political activist that downplayed the severity of gun violence in favor of the 2nd Amendment just got Kirked!

by angled. September 11, 2025

Kirk

“neck”, Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Kirk

To be penetrated in the throat, either by Phallus or bullet, similar to Charlie Kirk.

Asking a woman to perform oral sex: Yo shordy how that kirk game
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk

by Thomas Yousef September 19, 2025

Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 13, 2025