nature's airbags

another term for breasts/boobs

I got in a car accident, but thanks to nature's airbags, i was just fine!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

Natural 2

When a person puts dice in their butt, pushes it out, and performs a legal game move (e.g. a dice roll) with them.

"Can you believe that Joe denied my natural 2? It took me a lot of effort!"

by Chris Kuku October 5, 2022

Nature-quiet

The soothing sounds found in nature - blowing winds, babbling brooks, chirping crickets, birds, loons, rain, thunder, etc.

"I'm tired of the city...I need some nature-quiet."

by Jeff Ircink November 17, 2020

natures suitcase

The vagina is referred to as Natures Suitcase only in situations of concealing some thing they don't want to be found by a third party, aka the "police". This area can hold an enormous amount and is highly versitile, but like any suitcase, a dog can sniff it out and a warrant is needed to open it.

Jenny, we are getting pulled over by the cops, hide my drugs in your natures suitcase!

by Canine Dozer July 17, 2016

Nature Crumbs

Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.

After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."

by ChucktheBassdrum October 7, 2008

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006