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Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
by tcowguy November 19, 2012
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Runescape Classic

An MMORPG which was released in 2001. It was created by Andrew Gower and is beloved by nerds, cute people, the extremely attractive, and those with good taste. It was officially closed in 2018 but a free & open source replica exists. Also referred to as RS1, RSC, or RS Classic.
Have you seen John lately? He is completely addicted to Runescape Classic again. Get the straightjacket ready.
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Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
by leenabean April 10, 2020
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Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.
Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...
by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008
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Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.
Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”
by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019
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The classic mistake

when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.
"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"
by The old man June 28, 2020
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Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.
“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”
by Ouzify November 22, 2019
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