Dirty Russ

When you lay a man down on his back, making him hold his ankles by his face and then forcibly fuck him while using his penis to swipe on your phone

Wow! My boyfriend Dirty Russ’ed me last night!

by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021

The dirty mayor

Getting sloppy seconds on an election night. Very rare condition.

Michelle got a taste of the Dirty Mayor last night.

by SleeperBooty December 31, 2018

Dirty Ollie

When you give a strange man a hand job in order to ride his car around

Yooo check out that whip, imma pull a dirty Ollie

by Xoxogothipgurl November 22, 2021

dirty lamprey

when people with multiple rows of teeth give a blow job (teeth are always in contact with member)

That horse mouth decided to give me a dirty lamprey

by joe Lamprey May 25, 2010

Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022

dirty eater

a person who eats food out of a second person's rectum

I broke up with Tiffany because she's a dirty eater. She told me she wanted to put potato salad in my rectum and crap it into her mouth.

by S. Joe September 2, 2010