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Mother's Day

A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.

A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.

A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.
Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"

Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".

"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"
by Lostnotfound May 12, 2016
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disability day

When everyone plays league of legends on the same day because they have something wrong in their head.

usually people who play the game have:
substance abuse disorders
trauma-related disorders
eating disorders
schizophrenia
personality disorders
We're playing on disability day right? because I want to show my disability
by TruthMan361 October 26, 2019
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McJudgement Day

A McGangbang with two Chicken McNuggets inserted at either end. Very possibly the best burger in the world.
I'd like a McJudgement Day please.
by McTerminator July 7, 2010
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Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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Irth Day

Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.
" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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shit day

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.
Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.
by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019
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Senshi's Day

Senshi name - You MUST do ANYTHING Senshi says, for one day.
Senshi Day starts on December 29th.
Senshi: it's senshi's day :troll:
Karma: noooo plsss
Senshi: :grin:
by Xenshi August 29, 2021
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