thug one off

slang for masturbating

"Dude, I just saw the finest girl. Def need to go thug one off."

by KaityB May 3, 2006

One toke bloak

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.

look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

Rub One Out

The act of male masterbation and orgasm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. The male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)

Bill knew Sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

One Night Only

A punk band from North Yorkshire consisting of four teenagers from that area, namely:
George Craig - guitar + vocals
Mark Hayton - guitar + vocals
Daniel Parkin aka Pob - bass
Sam Ford aka old drum or cretin - drums.

One Night Only's website is www.freewebs.com/onenightonly

by A mysterious benefactor January 11, 2004

one hit wonder

extremely potent marijuana: One good hit of it will get you very high. It's usually bright green and loaded with crystals...the best stuff you can get.

Take a puff of this one hit wonder...it's insane!

by Bentech January 5, 2005

one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!

by (\o/) March 15, 2004

one whole day

A Song from Dixie D'amelio, a girl who got famous because of her sister. It's one of the most basic white girl songs on the planet and has terrible auto-tune

"You know the song 'One whole day'?"
"oh you mean the one by dixie d'amelio? yeah it's terrible"

by v0lts January 9, 2021