bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

You and your hemorrhoids

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

Get your money

An old union term referring to a foreman or superintendent going to the union hall to collect a workers wages before firing them.

Hey man, I am going to be late today.
Dude, boss man gonna get your money!

by helrunr August 15, 2019

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

that would be your mother

a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother

James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother

by nUR53_f1nn August 19, 2021

Slow Your Load

When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".

Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."

(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"

(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"

by ILIKECHEEZE August 24, 2009