The act of helping someone only if it will benefit yourself in the future. Keeping tabs on every favor you do for somebody.
Can you believe johnny says I owe him a beer just cause he bought me one two years ago... ain't that some swade shit.
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Get the Shit Stacked mug.The form of defecation where your shit departes your body at a rate of flowing water and the state of foamy milk of a cappuccino when mixed with the coffee it's self making it a shit to remember. This bowl exercise can make people refer to it as "looks good enough to dip a biscuit" and or " it looks like the residue left at the bottom of the cup after a weak coffee." Sometimes when experiencing a Dippy Shit it can hurt as when it exits your body it does so at a rate of knots which can cause anal friction and can possibly rash.
"last night I had a chicken tikka, this morning it has discovered the inside and outside of my anus, gravity did a lot of the work, I think that's what you call a Dippy Shit"
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Get the Dippy Shit mug.Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.
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Get the we at the shit mug.Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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