penis-wenie

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

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Woman's Penis

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

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One who explores with the intent of discovering and then recruiting male sex organs for one's own sexual pleasure and/or military based movement.

"Penis Recruit" is derived from the English "cock" and the greek based "not-general".

A large angry third world country refugee stumbles upon a convoy of U.S. military soldiers.
This refugee will then "roofy" and brainwash these soldiers, then use their "ding-dong's" to conquer Quebec, Canada.
Therefore making him a penis recruit.

by G-Funk Carl September 24, 2010

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open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011

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Danny's Penis

The smallest possible form of a penis. Defined by scientists to be the smallest form of measurement. Inspired by Dannys extremely small package, this is used commonly to describe what the limits of measurement is. It is beyond microscopic and is the final form of measuring tiny objects.

This Measurement is about one Quintilian of a picometer.

Hey bro your dick looks like Danny's Penis.

by bruh sound effect OFFICIAL June 2, 2020

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