Woman's Penis

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

penis-wenie

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

Penis Symphony

SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE TRUMPET PENIS YAYAYAY

I Play in a Penis SYMPHONY I USE MY COCK AS A DRUM STICK

by MrSit April 11, 2015

open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011

Danny's Penis

The smallest possible form of a penis. Defined by scientists to be the smallest form of measurement. Inspired by Dannys extremely small package, this is used commonly to describe what the limits of measurement is. It is beyond microscopic and is the final form of measuring tiny objects.

This Measurement is about one Quintilian of a picometer.

Hey bro your dick looks like Danny's Penis.

by bruh sound effect OFFICIAL June 2, 2020

Penis Tranquilizer

A person who is so ugly, that when A man with an erect penis sees the person, their penis immediately shrinks as if they jumped from a hot tub into a cold pool.

I was at the beach when I saw this girl who had some nice tits. I saw the tits and got a huge erection, but I lost my erection when I saw that bitches face. She was a penis tranquilizer for sure.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear June 24, 2011

Penis Recruit

One who explores with the intent of discovering and then recruiting male sex organs for one's own sexual pleasure and/or military based movement.

"Penis Recruit" is derived from the English "cock" and the greek based "not-general".

A large angry third world country refugee stumbles upon a convoy of U.S. military soldiers.
This refugee will then "roofy" and brainwash these soldiers, then use their "ding-dong's" to conquer Quebec, Canada.
Therefore making him a penis recruit.

by G-Funk Carl September 24, 2010