smiley cat emoji

the best cat emoji and one of the best emojis of all

can be used in every occasion

"how are you?"
"fine *smiley cat emoji*"

"i hate you *smiley cat emoji*"

"meow meow *smiley cat emoji*"

by fanibus fred December 20, 2022

cat-door hips

skinny hips, of the sort that would fit through a cat door.

my boyfriends pants are always falling down around his knees cause he's got such cat-door hips.

by bellygirl May 11, 2010

shake a cats leg

After you have intercourse with a truck you call your nearest indian truck driver for a quick refueling of your donkey ridden cowboy rooting tooting sister fucker bean eating mexican. so you may continue collecting used cum rags off the street to resell for a abortion pills for your truck.

aaahhhh man i can't wait to shake a cats leg
doc my cat needs mdyea back can you shake a cats leg mlady

by Morhal ez truck stop 2 August 15, 2019

cat go brr

Cat dies

Oh now my cat go brr

by Peoplr September 5, 2022

Bu cat tao

Suck my dick in vietnamese

Screw you suck my dick bu cat tao

by Szhanger December 9, 2016

She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

by discgolf January 24, 2010

Like a cat on christmas

A phrase comonly used to express a feeling of happiness or warmth. Can be used when walking into a warm room or when putting on an item of clothing that creats a snug feeling.

Person 1 - *puts a fur coat on* "ooh i feel Like a cat on christmas!"
Person 2 - "You do look like a cat on christmas with such happiness on your face."

by AMEANIE December 1, 2010