I feel pretty

I Feel Pretty is a statement directly relating to the totally awesome retro musical West Side Story.

unless you want to be called an egomanical freak, then it is recommended you use the proper tune, which can be listened to on YouTube if need be. Observe.

Please note that in this song gay refers to the happy kind and is not to be taken in any other way, although from how the character is acting during this sequence this could be debated.

Person One: I feel pretty! Oh So Pretty! Oh so pretty, and Witty, and GAYYYYY! And I pity any girl who isn't me todayyyy! Do do do do DEE do, do do do do DEE do...

Person Two: Shut up will you, shut up!

by hellpuppy January 4, 2009

Can I slide

When a guy asks you to hook up or "slide" into your vagina

"Hey Amy can I slide"

by Yumbum June 23, 2017

I like turtles

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

by Nermine February 27, 2017

I shat it out

A phrase used to drive off annoying people who keep asking you where you got something.

(Guy 1 is busy playing games on a new phone)

Guy 2: Dude, where did you get that cool new cellphone?

Guy 1: I shat it out. Now fuck off

(Guy 2 walks away)

by KNCVBKK June 22, 2011

I don't care

I means someone doesn't give a sh*t about your opinion

I forgot i don't care

by Johnny bob999988885555 May 14, 2021

I Feel Sick

A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.

By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!

Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"

by OD Smith March 24, 2005

i need a hug

panic; freak out

The party is in 10 mins and I still have no food on the table, i need a hug.

by Urban3158930045 December 5, 2013