Son: Mom, can we go to Disney World?
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...
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Get the Time-Travel Boner mug.Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck
Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.
by Mznasty March 2, 2014
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For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
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