Rubbed One Out

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

lick one's wounds

to attempt to heal one's injuries or make oneself feel better

ff you just lick your wounds when that asshole is still out there than you wont have chance to warn the anyone to avoid him. (example of lick one's wounds)

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

Admit One

A new, awesome melbourne band, possibly almost as cool as short stack.

Admit one's free new EP is fucking awesome!

by KaylaaaD June 9, 2009

one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

by Quag Jai April 30, 2006

pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.

Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.

by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016

one oar in the water

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

by octopod May 8, 2004

no one likes me

it means "go die in a hole"

no one likes me Brian

by thhe randomp gury May 7, 2018