Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

Head me down

Asking ur bf, fwb or any guy to eat you out

Gf: head me down bby

Bf: lets get it, spread em’

by Mamamiaherwegoagain July 22, 2019

dig 'em down

Really getting after it, sexually.

It's time to separate this mother goose from these hens and dig 'em down!

by Philonious rex June 20, 2016

Dumbed down democrat

The words speak for definition. A group of individuals that can’t admit that they are wrong, which they usually are.

Oh it’s just another dumbed down democrat.

by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022

Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023