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chew your food

When someone's talking shit or goin' off, you say, "Yo! Chew your food." It's like saying "slow your roll" or "slow down."
by Ross Hogg September 23, 2002
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nuts in your mouth

sucky insult used by stiv
you:hey stiv
stiv (girly voice) : because there are nuts in your mouth
by 69 assassin May 16, 2008
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within your rights

1. Within your ability.

2. Within your ability to do what is allowed to you.

3. Got/Has/Have the authority to do "whatever it's based on."
An example of being within your rights is the First Amendment.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006
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So is your face!

A payout used to react to another payout or saying
Person 1: Your Gay!
Person 2: So is your face!

Person 1: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Person 2: So is your face!
by Cammo F October 1, 2006
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Get your Neck

When someone does something wrong, or states the obvious, the opposing person says to "GET YOUR NECK!"
Drew:"I parked my bike right here!"
Jake:"Where did you park your bike?"
Drew:"GET YOUR NECK!"
by William Anderson July 27, 2010
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Wearing your glasses

To 'wear someones glasses' is get the better of somebody, or to one-up them. In other words, to pwn them. The usage is similar to the phrase 'wearing the pants' in a relationship.

It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.

If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)

The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.

"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."
1. Declaring that you're getting the better of somebody.

(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."

2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.

"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."

3. Getting bested by somebody else.

A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."
by MrDees July 9, 2009
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rest your neck!

man1:bla,bla,bla....
man2:DUDE! rest your neck!
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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