Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

shit hustle

The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.

Josh: My stomach feels funny.

Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.

Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!

by ih5365 July 22, 2012

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

Shit in the bed

Amber Herd

Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch

by Captain_solo192 April 22, 2022

shit tunnel

the toilet, the portal to the shit caven.

gonna drop a deuce down the shit tunnel

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023

Shit a house

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.

1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”

by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019

Chad Shit

Doing something that a Chad would do like throwing some parties in the mansion or beach house, playing sports that a Chad would play like lacrosse and baseball or doing something country as hell or flexing your net worth

friend: I’m going to the beach house this weekend and ima use my jet ski and chug some bud lights and ‘ronas

Me: Damn that’s some Chad Shit

by RealChad April 30, 2019