angus penis

something so small that is regularly mistaken for a clit or pea. Scientist are unsure of the cause of this small disease.

I thought it was her clit but it was Angus penis

by THEDRAGON105 August 1, 2020

penis-wad

someone who really pisses you off. can be a guy or a gurl
guy is SO much funnier becuz then they're like WAT??

will u bang me?
NO UR SUCH A PENIS-WAD
WHAT??

by flkdjflksd January 27, 2007

Wicked Penis

A penis so incredibly evil that other penises shiver at the thought of it

Miranda: So Phil is pretty cute right?
Shelly: Girl, don't go near that man hes got a wicked penis

by PornyMustacheFetus69 July 3, 2014

Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.

Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!

by stefapie August 2, 2013

Penis lasagna

When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna

Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna

by BW2003 March 14, 2019

Penis flytrap

A woman who manipulates her way into a nieve and unsuspecting mans life using her sexuality.

"Dude! I know you think you're just having a good time, but you must be careful, that girl is a total Penis Flytrap."

by Mountains with Lions March 30, 2015

Penis Tranquilizer

A person who is so ugly, that when A man with an erect penis sees the person, their penis immediately shrinks as if they jumped from a hot tub into a cold pool.

I was at the beach when I saw this girl who had some nice tits. I saw the tits and got a huge erection, but I lost my erection when I saw that bitches face. She was a penis tranquilizer for sure.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear June 24, 2011