Wicked Penis

A penis so incredibly evil that other penises shiver at the thought of it

Miranda: So Phil is pretty cute right?
Shelly: Girl, don't go near that man hes got a wicked penis

by PornyMustacheFetus69 July 3, 2014

Penis flytrap

A woman who manipulates her way into a nieve and unsuspecting mans life using her sexuality.

"Dude! I know you think you're just having a good time, but you must be careful, that girl is a total Penis Flytrap."

by Mountains with Lions March 30, 2015

palms penis

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.

Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis

by adriana123 July 10, 2009

Atley's Penis

A fat honking piece of delicious meat that resembles a 13 foot table leg. Most women can't handle that kind of meat so they have to improvise.

I love the taste of Atley's Penis

by Atley pepepeo January 4, 2022

angus penis

something so small that is regularly mistaken for a clit or pea. Scientist are unsure of the cause of this small disease.

I thought it was her clit but it was Angus penis

by THEDRAGON105 August 1, 2020

penis-wad

someone who really pisses you off. can be a guy or a gurl
guy is SO much funnier becuz then they're like WAT??

will u bang me?
NO UR SUCH A PENIS-WAD
WHAT??

by flkdjflksd January 27, 2007

Penis lasagna

When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna

Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna

by BW2003 March 14, 2019