To get jacked up: to satisfy your need for Jack Bauer by watching several hours of the TV show 24, causing you to become jumpy and paranoid.
i'm going to my room to get jacked up..
by Chris 'BKS' July 3, 2005
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Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
by JD Mc May 26, 2006
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Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.
by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003
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Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"
You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?
Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.
You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.
You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
by captain awesome August 14, 2006
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"Always take at least two Mormons fishing with you or the damned Jack Mormon will drink all your beer"
by Demented Fish August 12, 2007
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