The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020
Get the Blow a Hole In Your Pantsmug. Sexual Act popularized by Porn Star Matthew Coffey where an individual pours milk and cereal into an individual with Pectus Excavatum and another individual slurps it out of them with a spoon, a straw or their mouth.
Not to be confused with the chest hole shot where someone takes a body shot from an individual with Pectus Excavatum
Not to be confused with the chest hole shot where someone takes a body shot from an individual with Pectus Excavatum
"If you don't shut up I'm going to hit you so hard someone will be able to get The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl from you"
by (Saatvik) February 13, 2022
Get the The Chest Hole Cereal Bowlmug. My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 2, 2022
Get the The Ontario Ostrich Hot Holemug. As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
Get the Old man hole-in-onemug. The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
by Jackinthabox April 27, 2019
Get the Black hole butter cactusmug. A vagina that smells and or tastes like it's been percolating in the muck of a pig pen.
A vagina that smells and Or tastes like a week old pork chop
A vagina that smells and Or tastes like a week old pork chop
As I began kissing my way down her waist, my nose was immediately struck by her pork chop slop hole.
by candy shotglass August 4, 2017
Get the pork chop slop holemug. by Jrich12 November 2, 2008
Get the dirty little tramp holemug.