Fuck Bag

A bad situation that a person finds themself in and is powerless to stop or change the course of.

Mary really put John in the Fuck Bag by showing his girlfriend Jane those pictures of John letting 4 guys stab him in the dook shute at that party last weekend.

by Willie Dynomite April 30, 2008

douche bag

what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.

You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"

by j-douche October 16, 2003

T-bag

1. When I male inserts a his scrotom into another female or males mouth without them knowing about it.

I t-bagged my friend while he was sleeping.

by I r sexy December 16, 2004

duffle bag

to steal, hit a lick

"I'm might have to duffle bag dat niggaz chain."

by 7-4 ACE October 13, 2006

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005

tea bagging

the act of raising one leg and placing an unexpected victim's face in your crotch under your balls to so that their head is up and under your balls or vagina if you are a girl though if you are a girl that would be v bagging look it up

Damn thats the third time this day just stop tea bagging me.

by Ben JeromeThompson February 23, 2008

douche bag

Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.

1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.

by Dave Tebo December 28, 2005