precum baby

a lovechild born to a couple who used “pulling out” as a form of birth control.

I felt pretty good about my childhood until Mom and Dad sat me down and told me I’m actually a precum baby

by dropd4thewin July 24, 2021

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Santa baby

A girl who dresses in a sexy Santa dress or red lace lingerie on Christmas Day/night to have sex with her boyfriend or sex buddy

I get to see what my Santa baby’s doin for me tonight

by dirtyyyyyymexicann November 25, 2017

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Baby Ruta

The lovely daughter of Mama Holland and her son Lola. They dance and sing in the land of cum.

Friend *Poops*
Baby Ruta *licks it*

by Baby Lola January 7, 2021

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velcro baby

A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.

I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.

by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014

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Baby drive by

When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus

She loved that baby drive by

by Bigmafo June 25, 2016

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Baby Hamburger is a Viral Video, Where the baby was cooked alive inside the oven. You can also hear the baby's cry from the oven. I recommend all of you not to watch this video. This video is linked to dark web. But somehow, it remained inside the google search engine. This video is stored in a website. Please Don't Do it, Just Trust Me.

John: I Watched The Baby Hamburger Video and Now, *I'm Scared*.
Me: What The Hell!? Why Would You Watch That?
John: My Friend Told Me About That Video, I did not Trust him and Searched the video.
Me: I'll Pay For Your Therapy, John. Don't Worry

by IMNOTXYZ March 28, 2023

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