They are such a little bitch
by Pettyimmortal April 9, 2024
Get the Little bitchmug. A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
Get the Little Ivy Leaguemug. He felt greedy for something. He’d wanted to kiss Wylan since he’d first seen him stirring chemicals in that gruesome tannery—ruddy curls damp with the heat, skin so delicate it looked like it would bruise if you breathed on it too hard. He looked like he’d fallen into the wrong story, a prince turned pauper. From then on, Jesper had been stuck somewhere between the desire to taunt the pampered little merchling into another blush and the urge to flirt him into a quiet corner just to see what might happen. But sometime during their hours at the Ice Court, that curiosity had changed. He’d felt the tug of something more, something that came to life in Wylan’s unexpected courage, in his wide-eyed, generous way of looking at the world. It made Jesper feel like a kite on a tether, lifted up and then plummeting down, and he liked it.
by PoopDeckSuperiority March 22, 2023
Get the little merchlingmug. Commuter town with only white kids. The kids in middle school think it is cool to hangout by various pizza restaurants. Shit town dont visit.
by RatJungle69 May 26, 2021
Get the Little Silvermug. A word describing a bratty child. It can mean: "little rat", "satan's spawn" and "toad". It helps with making the child guilty (sometimes depending on how bratty they are).
by Hunny no<3 December 30, 2020
Get the Little Twangermug. by SilverSheilds May 5, 2020
Get the Little Bag of Funmug. by uhhhwomenfucker December 2, 2023
Get the little bitchmug.