Athletes cunt

When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.

Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.

by Langcable32 April 3, 2019

Thunder Cunt

When a girl queefs while getting fucked.

That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.

by Skjor August 4, 2020

Hunkering Cunt

A vaginal orifice sequestered for its own protection against any manner of external dangers. Generally used descriptively for a person lacking in bravery, or just as a horrendously vile-sounding insult.

You are a hunkering cunt.

by jaszen June 21, 2011

authentic cunt

some one who’s cuntness originates from life experiences or is a learned trait from bad parenting

Dude mrs. strassman has that authentic cunt in her she definitely learned that from her mom

by loucitybatman June 4, 2023

twinkle cunt

When a young women uses too much glitter make up but still acts prude.

Look at all those twinkle cunts getting free drinks from blue balls over there!

by jugglemynuttz November 9, 2015

Yuk Cunt

A Person who falls in love with a Lad more than 5 years young than one's self, in less than 1 week of dating.

Me: "Hey Briana look they are now facebook official"
Briana: "what a yuk cunt cougar"

by gollum89 July 17, 2015

cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017