Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.

Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

by Chris VG May 3, 2007

Texas Two Finger

A ferociously fearsome finger fucking,
from a Texan.

"Dude I gave that cunt, Cindy, one intense 'Texas Two Finger' last night."

by Booker T. Washington April 29, 2008

finger in the booty ass bitch

A term used to describe someone who irritates others easily.

Kanye west.

That's why you're a finger in the booty ass bitch

by St.luke January 27, 2017

Afghani Finger Sandwich

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.

"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!

by bransuave November 5, 2010

bangle the bongle finger

Code for the business of the weed smokeage.

I and you and he and they all should we i go bangle the bongle finger.

by Double douche October 17, 2006

king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006