Dirty Cathal

Also known as the Rape Train. A Dirty Cathal can only take place when you’ve drank enough alcohol for it to be considered “drunk messing”. It consists of sitting on a 50 year old ladies lap and asking the whole pub does anybody have any bags? It’s finished off by wanking off a Russell terrier

Awh man I did a Dirty Cathal last night .

by skunknation April 19, 2020

dirty haman

When your playing cod and your girl wants attention so you tie her up and make her lick your balls before beheading her

Susie was round Jack’shouse and Susie was being annoying so Jack pulled a dirty haman

by Manlikeswampfire May 24, 2020

the dirty tuna

When a girl grinds on you and leaves a red mark (blood) on your leg because she's on her period.

Dude, is that blood on your leg? You just got the dirty tuna'd!!!

by Domidango December 22, 2013

Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023

Dirty Salger

When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating.

I think Maj might be pulling a Dirty Salger!

by SmartDirtyLiam February 5, 2022

dirty slippage

In trading, when you get a better price than expected or
using fecal matter as lubricant

Awesome trade and I got dirty slippage

by harder faster June 7, 2011