Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

no shit sherlock

It's just a saying when someone says such a correctly obvious thing.

Royal Guard: Fuck, we're surrouned by these creatures!
News Reporter Who Happened To Tag Along Somehow: No shit sherlock!

by Ball Nyegga the Slanderous Guy January 2, 2017

shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.

We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...

by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

by Skuld April 12, 2007

Bidet Shit

When one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the anus, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.

Friend: "Dude, how do you always shit so fast?" Me:" You know, I just cut down on the wiping time." Friend: "And how do you do that?" Me: I use the old, "Bidet Shit" ploy" Friend: "Ohhhhh... good move man!"

by Ximenez4339 December 17, 2013

Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.

My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.

by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017

Loud as shit

Louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome pooping in unison in a public restroom!!!

After drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as shit!!

by Puddle1970 July 6, 2017