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Tom Spoors Syndrome

Acting against your ethnic personality in such a way that it is humouring to watch.

In short the highest level of "White Boy" you can get

See also: Wigga, White-Boy, Honky
YMCA? Thats like Tom Spoors central?! Tom Spoors Syndrome
by Joe & Tom August 30, 2008
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heavy head syndrome

More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.
"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."
by aleve_arreves October 14, 2009
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Prince Harry Syndrome

Refers to a person's act of manipulating others with a woe is me attitude after having a self-inflicted failure so that others come to their aid and solve their self-inflicted failures for them.

Originates from the fact that Prince Harry brought misfortune upon himself the moment he stepped back from Working Royal duties and then proceeded to make himself look like he was the victim of his situation which unfortunately resulted to everyone from Netflix executives to some random Americans coming to his aid because they seriously thought he was in trouble and it wasn't his fault.
Amber Heard's narrative of her marriage to Johnny Depp really gives her Prince Harry Syndrome vibes.
Jamie Spears reaction to Britney Spears' conservatorship being revoked really shows that he has Prince Harry Syndrome.
by KruskalWallisSimpson October 19, 2022
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[Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome]

A psychological condition in which a member of a relationship continually stays involved with a physically or mentally abusive partner despite the risks to their own being. Seen mostly in cases involving spousal abuse, this condition can effect both men and women regardless of age.
Man #1: Why does Tina stay with Larry when he always hits her?

Man #2: It's cause she has Beaten Wife Syndrome.
by Mr. BlaK October 4, 2008
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Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.
-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome
by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021
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Mid-West Syndrome

The deep desire to drink just becuase the sun is shining.
D: Hey Ryan what are we doing this weekend ?

R: I hear its suppose to be nice out

D: find a bar with a patio?

R: Yep! Mid-West Syndrome strikes again .See yall at noon
by Chi-Dino September 4, 2012
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short man Syndrome

Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.

Common side effects:

Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance

Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy

Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected

Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)

Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question

Walking with chest out

short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.

short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie

Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know

Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!

Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021
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