rolling penis

an automobile that attracts chicks a.k.a pussy magnet

Did you see John's new car? It's a rolling penis.

by Carin M February 6, 2008

Penis Bandits

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.

Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.

by DA INFAMOUS PB February 4, 2009

Penis Shrapnel

penis shrapnel-

residue left after too much pressure wuz built up at the tip of the male penis, can be caused by
many things, somtimez by trying to have anal intercourse with a gurl under the age of 12, or can be
caused by getting excited too rapidly causing all teh blood to rush to the penis and explode. also iz very fatal if the victim iz recieving oral stimulation at the time of the explosion, wich is
known to decapacitate the head of the person giving the oral stimulatoin leaving nuthing but a body

Imran was hit in the face by Bob's penis shrapnel.

by Imran Carr January 30, 2005

Slim Penis

Feminem. Rap star Eminem who cannot stimulate sexual pleasure to his now ex-wife, Kimberly Mathers through coitus.

Slim Penis has no problem inserting his penis into Dr. Gay's anus during a steamy night encounter.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

palms penis

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.

Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis

by adriana123 July 10, 2009

Atley's Penis

A fat honking piece of delicious meat that resembles a 13 foot table leg. Most women can't handle that kind of meat so they have to improvise.

I love the taste of Atley's Penis

by Atley pepepeo January 4, 2022