When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.
by wowimtoasted August 14, 2012
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Yacob: "Where is Lancelot, is he off yet?"
Itus: "Naw, he's in the break room eatin' his Part-time Dinner. That dude works like 60 hours a week!"
Itus: "Naw, he's in the break room eatin' his Part-time Dinner. That dude works like 60 hours a week!"
by Larry Brite January 22, 2008
Get the Part-Time Dinner mug.A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012
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A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.
Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"
by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013
Get the Time-Consuming Cunt mug.An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.
He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.
by thewordbuff July 13, 2017
Get the Time to eat crow. mug.N- The dirtiest grimiest stage of dirt ass, to the point of having physical grime on your body or forehead like a grease monkey.
V- The act of being the dirtiest you have ever been.
V- The act of being the dirtiest you have ever been.
N- That plummer was prime time grime, he smelt of rotten whale vagina.
V- I'm straight up Prime time grime right now, I knew I should have bleeched that girls vagina.
V- I'm straight up Prime time grime right now, I knew I should have bleeched that girls vagina.
by Brandon Taylor November 13, 2006
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Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
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