Professor Fuck

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

by Research Girl June 20, 2011

like fuck

A phrase used to describe something in large doses.

Dude, when he was drowning in that river, he was kicking his arms and legs like fuck.

or

You totally missed it. We had two ounces of weed and we were up here, smoking like fuck.

by Gabriel Doyle-Finch May 22, 2007

Fuck-a-Slut

A hopeful business for the future.

Mark: Dude, can you lend me 20? I wanna go down to Fuck-a-Slut.

by Synapse000000000666 June 7, 2007

Hand-fucking

When a women makes her hand shaped like a vagina and the male fucks it like he would a vagina

She allowed me to get a great hand-fucking in last night. I don't even know what base I got to!

by Blazeon69 March 7, 2012

Fuck capitalism!

A phrase used by those sick and tired of the current class-divided profit-driven capitalist system, who tend to want socialism / communism instead — but not the old state-run capitalist economies that the Soviet Union, Maoist China etc once had, and which North Korea, Cuba etc still have today.

Putin blames those in control of NATO, America and ‘the West’ for the horrific war in Ukraine, and therefore doesn’t see all the deaths, injuries and destruction as being his fault. Whereas NATO, America and the West do blame Putin and his regime. In reality, all these leaders and their countries’ rival ruling classes and competing economies are to blame. Fuck capitalism!

by commiekarl March 14, 2022

sexy as fuck

a term one would use to describe someone who is incredibly sexy

did you see Daniel's girlfriend, Isabel?
yeah, she's sexy as fuck

by dlautd August 13, 2018

food-fucked

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

by Mark71 October 15, 2007