cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.

"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."

by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014

cottage cheese wings

Giving a girl oral sex during a yeast infection.

Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.

by KY Jellie September 1, 2006

chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.

I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.

by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007

Macaroni & Cheese Pizza

The most kick ass peice of culinary genius that humankind has produced yet.

"Adam we are going out to eat". Adam: "Dude fuck that Im watching the Gators play". "We are going out for Macaroni & Cheese Pizza"!! Adam: WELL SHIT yeah why didnt you freaks tell me? Let me throw on my shoes".

by Adam V. Flowers June 16, 2008

Double Cheese Chalupa

to have unprotected sex with two girls with out washing your penis in between

As soon as Janice left, Wifey showed up and Primeau had no choice but to give her the double cheese chalupa

by dbldn11 January 14, 2007

blow my cheese

A different way of saying "give me head".

Blow my cheese, hoe!

by diabolicalfritz September 19, 2009